I live on a main road in a rural area. I honestly thought living on a main road would sort of deter wildlife. And car thefts. While it has deterred car theft…it has not deterred wildlife. Three times now there has been bear poop in the middle of my driveway. If you are not familiar with bears, they are large, therefore their poop is not just little dog poop size it’s literally a pile. In fact the term is actually “bear pile” in reference to their poop. I learned this. Because it’s true. Piles of bear poop. So the first time I was like wow. That’s a big pile. The boys were of course wanting to walk as close as possible and I’m yelling at them to get down to the bottom of the driveway to get on the bus, I come out with a shovel, cursing the bear and it’s pile, and take few shovel trips to get rid of said pile from driveway into pine trees. Now the boys were laughing but simultaneously dry heaving. I don’t think they even knew what dry heaving was. So I’m walking with a shovel of bear shit and yelling at them to turn away so they both don’t start puking.
The bus pulls up. The guy, Neal, who drives the bus. He just kind of waved. He has pulled up many times with me carrying a chainsaw cutting wood. The bear poop shovel was new though. And the boys piled on while laughing and dry heaving.
So after the first time I was like okay. I checked my camera. There was a big freaking opossum strolling around then an hour later the bear. It’s too shadowy and grainy to come out good as a photo, but it’s definitely a bear. Then they both came back. Twice more so far. The opossum always precedes the bear by about an hour. Then the bear, shadowy and in the distance, pooping on my driveway (my driveway is long). So I tell my Aunt the dry heaving story and she’s still laughing about it a month later.
The last time he came, I mean maybe it’s a she bear, but this just seems like a dumbass male thing, sorry, I’m not a huge fan of the male species at the moment, aside from my sons. They are cool. The last time he came he pooped again mid-driveway. The boys run out to the bus stop at the end of the driveway. Then the guy who I’m friends with who owns a tree company pulls up because he’s doing a big job on the pines for me. So I walk out into the crisp Fall morning with my coffee mug and my friend walks up with his coffee, and he’s laughing and goes, “Hey, so there’s bear poop on your driveway down there,” he points. We look. He laughs. “Your kids are playing with the bear poop with sticks.” Me- “Yes. Yes they are.” This was all before 8:30 AM. #singlemomlife #dontneedaman
I put my coffee down. Walked with my shovel. And chased off my kids with their sticks and shoveled up the bear pile. Again.
We definitely have bobcats. I was fine with the bobcats. I was even fine with the massive coyotes that I always try and convince myself are just loose/lost Huskies. Because they keep their poop on the grass. But this bear pooping mid-driveway. That’s gotta go.
Until the tree guy was here, no other adult witnessed this with me. That happens a lot in my life. I work from home mostly, and am a single mom with the kids 80% of the time. Not much room for other adults in my life romantic or non.
I went to a hot yoga class this weekend for the first time in three years. I don’t know why in some ways it took me three years to get back to it. I stopped because of COVID in 2020. But after the divorce I had one day a week where I could have gone. But it was my one day to do, well everything. So it fell out. We recently changed our arrangement, so while I have the boys more I have a longer time consecutively without them. And it felt like I could actually do it going into the third night without them.
I could barely move the next day. But in the moment, in the 96 degree heat, 80% humidity, I felt, amazing. I felt like I could be an anonymous non-single Mom human. When I was there though I found myself remembering the bear piles. The shovel. The boys.
Never in my life did I understand the feeling of complete loneliness while being completely overstimulated with touch and love from my sons until becoming a single Mom. Being a single parent is no joke. I’ve written about it many times. And I’ve treated many clients who are single parents. It’s my life now though and it has been for three years.
I’ve accepted my life as it is. I am grateful for my life and my kids. More than I could possibly describe. But if anything, psychiatry has taught me about dialectics and that includes two opposing ideas being true at the same time. I can be happy, in the moment, and grateful while simultaneously lonely and somewhat grieving a partnered life. Any moment can be bittersweet. Even piles of bear shit.